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The Remark-able Nematode

As the latest in the “Conversing with…” series, I give you Myah P. & The Nematode (sure to be stalwarts of the category):

Myah P:  “Maybe you’re not having a good morning.”

“At least give me a clean death!”

Me:  “Well, I woke up, so that’s a good start.”

Myah P:  “You wake up every morning.”

Me:  “Yes, so far.  I might not wake up one morning though.  No one knows when they’ll die.”

The Nematode:  “Take a shower before you do that.”

Me:  “Before I die?”

The Nematode:  “Yes!  That’s gross.”

The Nematode